Kaspar?
Monday, 25 July 2011
Thursday, 7 July 2011
Marshmallowings
‘Kandy my love?’
<happy sigh>
‘Yes, Kolin’
‘Can I come in? My marshmallowings?, Can I?’
<happy sigh>
‘Of course you can darling, they are <big sigh> gorgeous’
‘Oh thank you liquorice-tail, thank you’
<chilly silence>
‘What is that piece of string Kolin?’
‘But darling they are beautiful’
<very very chilly silence>
‘I said, What Is That Piece of String, And Why Is It Attached To Your Ankle? Kolin’
“That’s my kiddie, Kandy; don’t you remember? <hurriedly> What shall we call them, fructose-feathers? ’
‘They have names Kolin, they also have a home, you do not. OUT!’
‘But my sucrosity, let me explain..’
‘OUT. NOW’
<happy sigh>
‘Yes, Kolin’
‘Can I come in? My marshmallowings?, Can I?’
<happy sigh>
‘Of course you can darling, they are <big sigh> gorgeous’
‘Oh thank you liquorice-tail, thank you’
<chilly silence>
‘What is that piece of string Kolin?’
‘But darling they are beautiful’
<very very chilly silence>
‘I said, What Is That Piece of String, And Why Is It Attached To Your Ankle? Kolin’
“That’s my kiddie, Kandy; don’t you remember? <hurriedly> What shall we call them, fructose-feathers? ’
‘They have names Kolin, they also have a home, you do not. OUT!’
‘But my sucrosity, let me explain..’
‘OUT. NOW’
Saturday, 2 July 2011
Honeytalons?
‘KOLLINNNNNN’
‘Yes, honeytalons?
‘Something has happened’
‘What had happened, my fudgefeathers?’
‘Three things, Kolin, they’re... beautiful...’
‘Can I see? Candyflossclaws? please?’
‘Have you washed Kolin?’
‘I’m going now my toffeedropness- back in a second’
‘Yes, honeytalons?
‘Something has happened’
‘What had happened, my fudgefeathers?’
‘Three things, Kolin, they’re... beautiful...’
‘Can I see? Candyflossclaws? please?’
‘Have you washed Kolin?’
‘I’m going now my toffeedropness- back in a second’
the M42, it is humid, steamy even.
‘Oh Mister Khevin.. what lovely strong talons you have’
‘Oh, Khlaudia.. what..oh Khlauuudia...’
‘Oh, Khlaudia.. what..oh Khlauuudia...’
Tuesday, 28 June 2011
KOLLLINNN!
KOLINNNNNNNNNN!’
‘Yes, candytoes?’
‘Something is happening!!!!!’
‘What, maplesyrupbeak?’
‘One of the eggs is cracking, Kolin!!!!’
‘Oh let me see, Candarel™feathers, pleease’
‘Have you washed, Kolin?’
‘No, my sweet’
‘When you have washed Kolin, then you can approach the nest’
‘Yes, my saccharinity’
‘Yes, candytoes?’
‘Something is happening!!!!!’
‘What, maplesyrupbeak?’
‘One of the eggs is cracking, Kolin!!!!’
‘Oh let me see, Candarel™feathers, pleease’
‘Have you washed, Kolin?’
‘No, my sweet’
‘When you have washed Kolin, then you can approach the nest’
‘Yes, my saccharinity’
Sunday, 26 June 2011
Sunny, but oddly still dull
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‘Kaspar?’
‘No’
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<intake of breath>
'No'
pic © Copyright David P Howard and licensed for reuse under this Creative Commons Licence
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‘Kaspar?’
‘No’
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<intake of breath>
'No'
pic © Copyright David P Howard and licensed for reuse under this Creative Commons Licence
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