‘Kandy my love?’
<happy sigh>
‘Yes, Kolin’
‘Can I come in? My marshmallowings?, Can I?’
<happy sigh>
‘Of course you can darling, they are <big sigh> gorgeous’
‘Oh thank you liquorice-tail, thank you’
<chilly silence>
‘What is that piece of string Kolin?’
‘But darling they are beautiful’
<very very chilly silence>
‘I said, What Is That Piece of String, And Why Is It Attached To Your Ankle? Kolin’
“That’s my kiddie, Kandy; don’t you remember? <hurriedly> What shall we call them, fructose-feathers? ’
‘They have names Kolin, they also have a home, you do not. OUT!’
‘But my sucrosity, let me explain..’
‘OUT. NOW’
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