Catching up

'Så hur hittade du oss?'

Kolin translates :'Er, how did you find us then Kaspar?'

'Oh Kafka tracked you down'


'Oh ah, Kafka, mm.. the cameras, I hadn't thought of that'


Kolin translates for Kjell: 'Hans fru far är en galen kontroll freak som använder kameror för att titta på hela motorvägsnätet'

Kjell stares into the distance, thoughtfully.

'So..er', Kolin starts,'how is Kandy?'


Kaspar looks vaguely puzzled.


'And the chicks?'


Kaspar jumps.


'Oh Kandy! Kara told Klaudia to move in with her after Khant was khidnapped, sorry kidnapped'


'What?!'


'Oh Kafka said he was taken by the Cone Father cult'


'He WHAT?!'


'But Kolin, Kara's got a kiddie!'


'NO!'


Kolin rapidly translates for Kjell.


Kjell looks mildly surprised. As the viewpoint retreats it can be seen that Kolin and Kjell have matching kiddies, on very new, smart leather strings.

Found

Two kites perch side by side on a (vegetation wrapped) standing stone, watching the sun approach setting time..

'Fancy en kanin, älskling?'

'I don't mind if I do, pet. How about the sunny bank again?'

'Ja, jag tror att korta beskurna området i toppen, älskling' 

'Who's that coming up the road?'

'Jag tror att det är hunad en, min söta'

 

'KASPAR!!!'

'KOLINNN!!'

The three kites spend the remaining daylight performing delighted aerobatics, and afterwards go for a rabbit.

*note. Kjell's comments may or may not be translatable, bearing in mind he is Swedish, and the typist is not.

Missed

Kaspar hangs dejectedly upside down in front of the camera.

'She'll be back Kas, really she will, what goes up must come down'

'Must come down! Could come down the M1 or the A1 or even <shudders> side roads'

The camera twitches suddenly and rotates to point at the information screen. Kaspar falls off.
Kurt gazes in puzzlement at the display.

'Kaspar, what on earth does that mean?'

'That, idiot, is what I have been waiting for! see you in a week or so'

The information screen reads:
M6, J40, A592 W.

Look!

<Kaspar is still uncomfortable hanging from the camera>

KASPARKasparkasparkaspar!!!

'I'm busy Kurt, don't I look busy?'

'Yes Kurt, but LOOK!'

'At what Kurt'

'You have to at least turn round Kaspar!'

<Kaspar falls off the camera, recovers into a graceful swoop>

'Oh!, why the hell didn't you tell me Kurt?'

'I was .. on never mind'

'Ok, ready- on my signal.. aaannd Swoop and twist and swooop and twist'

'I see she hasn't washed it, Kaspar'

'Shut up and swoop, idiot'

A pinny?

'So, like, why do I have to wear this?'
'It is what everyone wears, my child'
'So, like, why do I have to wear it?'
'Because, it is what everyo..'
'Yeah-like, I'm not evrywn, innit KRRK?'
'My child, you most certainly are like all of us. Breathe it in, feel the one-ness, Feel the unity, FEEL THE SWOOOOOP'
'Yeah, right mate'
'FEEL THE SWOOOOP CHILD'
'I'm not sure I want to feel it mate, like, I'll be back in a minute, mate, ..like..innit?'
'You must feel THE POWER OF THE SWOOP and the anklet CHILD'
'Yis mate, back in a tick, trust me'
A hasty but strained, flutter of feathers is heard, interspersed with the sound of an anklet being sharply chewed off.

Khant

'I believe in the cone father'
'yerwhat?'
'I believe in the Cone Father'
'the..?'
"I believe in and venerate the Cone Father'
'You don't mean the cones...'
(in a laboured fashion) I Believe in and Venerate the Cone Father'
'Noooo, waaaaaay'
(with a sigh) I BELIEVE IN AND VENERATE THE CONE FATHER'
(subdued whisper) 'way   innit'
And after me 'I..
'disbelieve and..'
(sound of a beak snapping)
(Sigh) I BELIEVE IN AND VENERATE THE CONE FATHER'
' I blieve n vnrate the confthr'
'Just a bit more distinctly please young Kant'
' I blieve n vnrate the confthr'
' With a bit more clarity?'
'I blieve n vnrate the confthr'
' Ok that will do for today, back to the crate for now'