Monday, 20 June 2011

Hungry

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'Kaspar??'

<zzz> 'What?'

'I'm hungry'

'You know the answer to that one Kolin'

'Will she come back Kaspar?, we can practice the swooping for next time can't we?'

'If, and only IF, you desist from the stupid affectation of the child and the string Kolin'

'But it gave me something to play with Kaspar- it dangled nicely- but I suppose it was a bit of a drag when hunting. What's for breakfast?'

'Rabbit, and rabbit for elevenses, and rabbit for bloody lunch. When we could, Kolin, be feasting on a plump fresh road-kill, full of cake-had you not got stuck to a traffic camera with a piece of bloody string'

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