Leads

`What are you wearing Kolin?'
'I found it'
'You found it where?'
'On the amuse bouche'
'It sparkles, Kolin'
'It does, doesn't it? much prettier than a string'
'What is the metal bit on the end?'
'That is where it clipped to the amuse bouche'
'There was another glittery thing, but I ate it, I thought it was a garnish'

Morning

'Good morning Kara- I was er.. looking for..Kasp...'
<tack>
'Oh, over there? yes I see'
<chilly silence>
'Er, should I scrape him off, do you think?'
<the silence lengthens>
'Er no then, I er..'
<and lengthens>
'I'll be getting along then shall I?'
'Just shut up and get me a rabbit Kolin'
'Oh er yes, right away..er. Kara?'
'YES'
'You're perched on my string, Kara'

Hungry

<zzzz>

'Kaspar??'

<zzz> 'What?'

'I'm hungry'

'You know the answer to that one Kolin'

'Will she come back Kaspar?, we can practice the swooping for next time can't we?'

'If, and only IF, you desist from the stupid affectation of the child and the string Kolin'

'But it gave me something to play with Kaspar- it dangled nicely- but I suppose it was a bit of a drag when hunting. What's for breakfast?'

'Rabbit, and rabbit for elevenses, and rabbit for bloody lunch. When we could, Kolin, be feasting on a plump fresh road-kill, full of cake-had you not got stuck to a traffic camera with a piece of bloody string'