Rabbit korma, revisited

<tack tack tack tack tack tack tk tk tkttktktk>

'Ah yes, Kara, here it is, your er.. rabbit korma'

<rustle rustle>
<pause>
<rustle rustle rustle>
<longer pause>

'Kolin, this item is a plastic box that has once contained rabbit korma, and now no longer Contains.Rabbit.Korma'

'Ah, yes Kara, about that little matter..you see Kaspar said he thought it would be a jolly idea to play a little j..'

<Kolin is cut off mid sentence>

'Krrreeeiikkkiiikkkkkkl k k k '

<the sound of feathers upon air, beak upon feathers, rending and swallowing>
<the sound of a sharp intake of breath>
<the sound of vigorous choking>
<pause>
<the sound of a small child attached to a piece of string, attached to the ankle of a red kite, attached to a red kite; being sicked up by a furious but entirely separate red kite>

Rabbit korma

'psst Kaspar'

'krrk'

'Up here! It's Kolin'

'krrk'

'Hold on a minute Kaspar'

<whoosh>

<sound of a plastic windscreen scraper on feathers and tarmac>

<whoosh- thump-sound of squealing tyres>

'Oh very clever Kolin. Do you think it would have been an idea to leave the string, the kiddie and the full bag of shopping behind before you embarked on a daring rescue mission?'

'mmm- yes possibly Kaspar, but..'

'and what the hell is in the bloody shopping bag anyway?'

'Kara's dinner, Kaspar..but..'

'Ah, I see.. ooo yes rabbit korma very nice'

<sound of frenzied tearing of rabbit korma (with naan bread and poppadoms and mango chutney)>